The Life of the American Teenager

by Lisa Rosen on December 6, 2011

Pardon me while I put on my kids these days cranky-old-woman voice.

Whatever you remember about your life when you were fourteen?  Forget it.  Just dump those memories right on out the window; as a frame of reference, they’re completely useless.  Even if it was only five or six years ago, and you’re my one and only twenty-year-old reader–your fourteenth year would be downright quaint in the eyes of a fourteen-year-old today.

Case in point:  Delaney is, as I write this, hanging out with a friend.

Let me paint a picture for you.  She is walking around the house, carrying her laptop, headphones in her ears.  I started to ask her a question, and she shushed me, pointing to the computer.

She is on Skype, hanging out with her friend–WHO IS TAKING A NAP.  I know she is; I peeked.  She’s sound asleep.

“Shhh.  She’s sleeping.  She wants me to wake her up in twenty minutes.”

The same friend hung out with us while we ate dinner (Lee’s out of town).  Delaney put her computer on the table so we could chat.   Actually, it gives me the weird feeling that the girl’s head is hanging out with us, sort of hovering on the table, like the Make-Over Barbie I had when I was a kid.

I know we talked on the phone a lot when we were kids.  I remember.  And I know that half of you are remembering how you fell asleep with the phone pressed up to your ear, while your boyfriend/girlfriend was sound asleep on the other end of the line.  I know.

But video just feels different (see what I mean?  This is where I start using my old geezer voice).  It’s like they’re almost in the same room, but not quite.  THEY CAN HEAR WHAT GOES ON IN EACH OTHERS’ HOUSES.

It wasn’t like that when I was a kid.  Not at all.

 

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Slideshow, Retro-style

by Lisa Rosen on November 30, 2011

This makes me utterly happy.  Lee ran across it while he was cleaning out and digitizing a box of stuff he’d been dragging around forever.  It was originally a slide show, that he’d cued to music.  Yay for technology–now it’s a Youtube video, and all we have to do is click the play button.

It’s worth watching, just for the clothes.  Those high-waisted pants . . .

He thinks he made this (took the photos, printed them as slides, etc.) when he was in the 11th grade.  I think it’s kind of awesome, both that he was so into photography, and that he was so good at it.  I also love that technology (that brilliant little camera in the iPhone) has rekindled his passion for taking pictures.

It’s distressing to think, though, that you’d never be able to do something like this today.  I try to imagine Toby hanging out at the park near our house taking pictures of random kids he’d never seen before, and, well, not so much.  I can see a mob of angry moms wrestling his camera away and stomping on it, or him being arrested and shoved into the back of a police car.  It’s sad, really, that we’re all so paranoid.

Anyway.  That’s another rant for another day.  Enjoy the video.

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Unexcused Absences

by Lisa Rosen on November 15, 2011

Dear faithful readers–

I owe you an apology.  I took a break from the blog, and in so doing, broke a cardinal rule of blogging:  I left you hanging, with no explanation.

Sorry ’bout that.

I’m glad I took the time, though, because it gave me a little distance in which I could think about what I’m doing here.

This is what I’ve concluded:

1–I like my tiny little space in the blogosphere, and I have no desire to give it up.

2–I do not, however, enjoy feeling pressured to blog every day, so I’m not going to do that any more.  My blog, my rules.

3–Sometimes I don’t have enough creative energy to devote to the blog and the novel, so when I’m feeling that way, the novel wins.  Priorities.

And that’s it.  From now on, I’m going to write blog posts only when I have something I’m excited to tell you all, and only when I have time.   That’s the only way I can think of to maintain some semblance of balance in my life.

So for now, I’m off to clear up a little point-of-view problem in chapter 3, then I’m going to make my Thanksgiving grocery list and wash the pile of laundry Toby brought home from his weekend away.

I’ll be back, I promise.

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Peggy Payne

by Lisa Rosen on October 18, 2011

My mentor, Peggy Payne*, had an essay in Sunday’s New York Times.  It’s a lovely piece, and I’m over-the-moon excited for her.  I think being published in the “paper of record” is pretty good vindication, don’t you?

Revenge is sweet, indeed.

*I’m a little embarrassed to use the word mentor.  It feels like I’m saying “Hello!  I think you’re totally awesome and I want to sit at your feet and soak up everything you say!”  And while that’s not something I’d ever say to anyone’s face, it is, in this case, exactly what I feel, so there you have it.  I am owning my awkward adoration.

You have read Sister India, haven’t you?  If not, go get it right now.  You’ll love it.

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Trendspotting

by Lisa Rosen on October 17, 2011

In our peregrinations around New York, Delaney and I took note of some interesting trends.  I list them here for your edification, in case you want to know what the cool kids are doing, eating, and wearing.

–Dogs in shoes.  Dogs are everywhere in New York, but the cutest canines are all wearing sneakers.  It’s all the pavement, I suppose; their poor little feet need protection, since they don’t have dog-friendly grass to run around in.

–Oatmeal.  Yay!  Oatmeal has finally hit the big-time.  Restaurants are serving the humble oat in ways that that range from predictable (berries, dried fruit, nuts) to surprising (bruleed, baked, and topped with every decadent dairy product you can imagine).

–Rainboots.  Well, boots in general (even with shorts, which I find utterly perplexing), but rainboots are especially dear to my heart.  There’s nothing so pleasant as having toasty dry feet on a cold, wet day.

–Ukraine.  Yes, I realize this is a former Soviet republic, and therefore not even a little bit close to New York, geographically speaking, but we were surprised (in a good way) to find ourselves in a sort of Ukrainian neighborhood, complete with restaurants, a church, and signs in Cyrillic.  That was fun.

–Eating local.  This just kind of cracks me up.  I mean, it’s great.  If you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time, you know I’m a huge fan of the locavore movement.  And it’s wonderful to go into a coffee shop in New York that’s using local milk, but I did sort of wonder how they’re defining local.  I mean, I’ve roamed all over that island in the last couple of weeks, and I never did see any cows grazing.  And yes–the milk that we drink at home?  I’ve seen those cows.  I know where they live.

–Riot gear.  Totally trendy, especially amongst the crowd-control types.

–Protesting.  Just as trendy as the riot gear, and usually found in the same parts of town.

–The Highline.  This is a new-ish park, built on an abandoned elevated rail line, and it’s going on my official list of Favorite Places In The World.  Apparently I’m not the only one who feels that way–it was packed on the (chilly, windy) day Delaney and I were there.

–Barbecue, southern-style.  Oh, puh-leeze.

–Niceness.  Delaney and I concluded that the people who live in New York are pretty much all very nice.  Tourists?  Not so much.

–Books.  It warmed my heart to see people reading–in parks, on the subway, in coffee shops.  And books are being advertised on billboards and trains and the sides of busses.  I’m glad to know we still love to read.

 

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Technological Progress

by Lisa Rosen on October 14, 2011

Earlier this week, I finally mastered a technological challenge that’s been stumping me for several years.

You’re going to laugh, but I don’t care.  I’m totally excited that I figured this out.

I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MY OWN MAP.

This has been bugging me for ages.  It seems like I ought to be able to go to Google maps, drop those handy little pushpins on all the addresses that interest me in, say, Manhattan (or Charlotte, or Asheville, or Timbuctoo), and create my own little points-of-interest map.

And then I ought to be able to look at it on my iPhone.  This way, when I step out of, say, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and I want a snack, I can whip out my trusty iPhone, pull up my own personal map that I have pre-loaded with all the outstanding bakeries that I want to visit while I’m in the city, and, at a glance, know which ones are closest to where I am at that moment (ie, the Metropolitan).

After years of thinking about it, several frustrating episodes of dropping little virtual pushpins, only to have them disappear, one very useful tip from techno-son, and one amazing google search (“how can I access a Google map from iPhone”–duh!)–I’ve got it!  It works!

Have a great weekend, y’all.  Delaney and I are off to contemplate ancient art and modern pastries.

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Say What You Mean–Please!

October 13, 2011

I’m writing this at the airport; Delaney and I are waiting for our flight to LaGuardia.  My big resolution for this post is to proofread it before it goes live.  Several of my posts in the last couple of weeks were written in, um, unusual settings (one on a plane, another in the car while [...]

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What To Do With Those Old Photos?

October 12, 2011

Latest update on the Great De-clutter of 2011: Photographs. Those of you who came of age since the digital revolution can just skip today’s post–you won’t understand. But the rest of us?  Those of us who used to have old-timey cameras that used that weird stuff called film?  We’re still living with the detritus of [...]

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Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

October 11, 2011

October is always busy (not sure why; we just always seem to have lots going on at this time of year), but this year it’s even crazier than usual.  I’m turning the laundry around and headed back to New York–not tomorrow, actually, but Thursday, which might as well be tomorrow given how much I have [...]

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Warning: This is an Epic Long Saga of a Day Gone Awry

October 10, 2011

I  sort of accidentally went off the grid last week.  Didn’t mean to–thing were . . . beyond my control. We knew all along that Thursday was going to be complicated.  I woke up filled with dread at the thought of how long it would be before I got to sleep again.  Things went downhill [...]

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